Escape from Utah

My third husband, Ralph, and I are currently looking at news about the polygamist families in the media. The one reason why I didn't like the Allredites and the Jeffs in Colorado City was they apparently forced their little girls to marry old men with no free agency among any of the members. They were also very evasive and dishonest.


So, Kyle, my second husband, decided we would practice his own brand of polygamy, which in the dictionary means "multiple contracts," not multiple wives. Of course, that meant I could have multiple husbands… a very novel concept.


In the end, I had to find Jesus or face Hell for eternity.