Rudy Can't Fail: Being the Account of One Patriot's Brave Efforts to Save the Great American Way of Life

Discovering the quiet and simple life he's living is traitorous to America's economic survival, Rudy J. Swingle decides to do something about it. Transforming his lifestyle and vowing to save America before it's too late, he sets off on a tour of The United States and along the way learns about his country and what it means to be an American. One thing leads to another, until finally Rudy's invited to The White House for an audience with the President and becomes the honored guest at a gala event there. A satire of patrotic American consumerism in the Age of Terror, Rudy Can't Fail is a romp across the geographical and ideological landscape of America.