Well, not anymore. Seven million of them just moved to your hand.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are just the facts that will frighten the bejeezus out of you. And thanks to this little gem of a calendar, you will never look at the world the same way again, without, er, dry heaving a little bit.
From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the E. coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this calendar is guaranteed to make you uneasy every day of the year!