While many popular sayings dish out sage advice, the outlandish expressions in this calendar will leave you wondering how other well-known figures have completely missed the mark. Featuring a year's worth of shocking quotes pulled from both the usual suspects, like Mariah Carey and Kristen Stewart, and such unexpected figures as Walt Disney, Mark Twain, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you will laugh, gasp, and educate yourself about the outrageous things famous people have gotten away with saying.
Disclaimer: This calendar contains adult language and may be considered offensive to some readers.