Marry for Love, Have Sex for Money

Who's crazier - the hormonally charged, highly neurotic woman, or the man who adores her? If there were a Special Olympics for the emotionally disabled, why would men win first place every time? Why can't women buy just one pair of shoes at a time, and why do 55 year old men still giggle and stare at boobies? This untrained professional ponders some of the mysteries of life shared between the sexes...