Drink, Slay, Love

Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie!

Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampire fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evil until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don t exist), and they re shocked she survived. They re even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearl s family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the King s feast as the entr es.
The only problem? Pearl s starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friends especially the cute guy who makes her fangs ache to be slaughtered? Then again, she s definitely dead if she lets down her family. What s a sunlight-loving vamp to do?