The Death Of Alan Bell

If you are reading this it means I am almost certainly dead. I am dead, I am deceased, and in a similar mode I am no longer living. Today is Monday the 29th of April and last Friday I was told that I'm dying. I have as close to a year to live as a doctor can genuinely promise without compromising his professionalism, which is just about as much time as it takes to write a half-decent book. Or half a decent book. . . .I suppose we'll soon see which.