Sir, Can You Please Put Your Pants Back On?: The Trials of Hotel Security

Ever wonder what that strange noise is coming from the hotel room next to yours? Would you like to know the circumstances that would prompt a woman to bathe her child in that marble fountain of your hotel's lobby? Or why there is a naked man sleeping on the floor by the ice machine at two o'clock in the morning with the words "Go Team!" written in marker on his forehead? Perhaps you were that naked man. If you are at all curious as to why and how people get to this point, then this book is for you. Sir, Can You Please Put Your Pants Back On?, delves into the experiences of a hotel security manager and presents a humorous and sometimes sarcastic view on just what happens when hotel guests behave badly.