How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal) (Volume 2)

TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

• How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
• My Dog: The Paradox: A Lovable Discourse about Man's Best Friend (The Oatmeal)
• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
• Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)
• I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats
• Cat Butt: An Off-Color Adult Coloring Book for Cat Lovers
• How To Talk With Your Cat About Online Predators
• You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats
• How to Be Perfectly Unhappy
• Box Inspector and other Important Jobs for Cats