Monstrous Heroics

Kara is a demon sorceress. Her best friend Star is a man eating gorgon. Grunt is an ogre. And all three of them are sick of heroes trying to kill them. So one night while epically impaired by alcohol they decide that if they can't beat them, they'll join them. Hijacking a young boy named David The Destoryer (it is his mother's maiden name), who has his own reasons for wanting to be a hero, they head out to find out what it takes to be heroes. Their first task? Save a helpless dragon from an evil princess.