Sarah Palin: Going Rude: The Official Handbook of the Sarah Palin Admiration Society

Josiah Frumpacker, co-founder of the Sarah Palin Admiration Society, was none to pleased when his main squeeze and Sarah Palin lookalike, Anita Mandelay, dumped him for a younger man. To make matters worse, Anita and her new man, Thor Pickelberry, absconded with Sarah Palin trade secrets and formed their own group competing group: The Sarah Palin Admiration and Salvation Society. (Sarah Palin's ASS). Thor, who is not what Eastern "intellectual" snobs might call a "scholar" nevertheless decided to hop on the Sarah Palin "celebrity gravy train" and share the inside scoop about the inner workings of the Sarah Palin Alaska "machine." in Sarah Palin: Going Bogus. (www.GoingBogus.com) Since neither Thor and Anita, technically speaking, knew how to read or write books, they hired Anita's hairdresser's sister as a ghost to help out with the heavy lifting in "wordage." To Josiah Frumpacker, this was an act of war. Anita and Thor were publishing Sarah Palin smut, and passing themselves off as legitimate, Sarah Palin insiders, which of course anybody who knows their way around the blue highways in Alaska, knows they were not. In short, Anita and Thor had committed blasphemy. Retaliation was in order! So Josiah Frumpacker, whose credentials as a Sarah Palin supporter (until then) had been impeccable, decided to publish this tell all handbook. It is unclear, whether Sarah Palin herself actually contributed to this book, but from the style of writing it appears that she was at least involved as a voyeur. This book breaks new ground with a detailed section on "Palinoia", in revealing Sarah Palin "enemies list" along with talking points that Sarah Palin's worshipers are urged to use to disparage and discredit members of the "gotcha journalism" brigade and old boy network political scene. Another valuable section of the book includes "Tips for Palin Patriots" such as "Flushing Democrapic Rhetoric Down the Sarah Palin Brand Self Composting Toilet."