I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

• I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats
• I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs
• Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)
• How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal)
• You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats
• I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens
• I Could Pee on This 2019 Wall Calendar
• How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
• Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising
• Cute Cats Farting: Coloring Book (Super Cute Kawaii Coloring Books)