You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats

Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

• I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens
• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)
• Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)
• Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me
• I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats
• Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising
• Sorry I Slept on Your Face: Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You
• Cat Confessions: A “Kitty Come Clean” Tell-All Book
• If Cats Could Talk
• If It Fits, I Sits: Cats in Awkward Places