If You Read Anything Offline This Year, Make It This Book (someecards): 45 ways to tell people you're taking a momentary break from the internet

If you've got something not nice to say, say it with snark, say it with style, and say it with wit! Culled from someecards.com, this hilarious collection gathers more of the hit website's snippy, smug, and sarcastic postcards. Send them for holidays, birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, congratulations, whenever you're feeling cheeky! No matter what the social obligation, this book has you covered.