Almost Everybody Farts

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart?

With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.

“A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
 

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• The Day My Fart Followed Me Home
• I Need a New Butt!
• The Dinosaur That Pooped a Planet!
• Walter the Farting Dog
• The Rules
• The Dinosaur That Pooped the Bed!
• The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts
• F is for FART: A rhyming ABC children's book about farting animals
• The Dinosaur That Pooped the Past!