The End

The End tells the story of how Dawyne Swindel, the first openly gay president of the United States tried and failed to get the American taxpayers to foot the bill for yet another pointless war. It is the story of that failure and how it unfolded, propelling a small advertising firm from complete obscurity to the world stage and how their work helped the Pentagon and Islamic extremists start world war III. This book has everything: a charming African despot, cannibalistic Chinese soldiers, venial politicians, a thorn in the side of the man, smart women, cute kids, angry house wives, charismatic spies, a mindless assassin, a bloated talk show host, angry white men, Russian clowns, hippos, masturbating astronauts an electrocuted penis and a mouse with glowing ears. And that's just in the first half!