Jihad Honeymoon in Hollywood: Not Without My Dogs

Welcome to the continuing saga of The Muslim Romance Trilogy, Part Two Actress/comedian/realtor Julie--our confused heroine in Part One of the Muslim Romance Trilogy: The Year I Learned to Text; Why Am I Having Sex with a Muslim in My Basement?-- returns and is now sixty-two. Her Marriage Islam Style husband is forty. Her chemical addiction to the black-eyed, always-tardy Persian Prince remains insatiable, as her two loyal dogs and opinionated cat watch it all go down. When the honeymooners' salacious pillow talk turns to Taliban training camps, dropping walls on homosexuals, and killing Republican presidents, conservative Julie must choose between love of country and the greatest physical and spiritual connection she's ever known.