Compliment & Cuddle: The Beta Male Method To Getting Laid

Compliment & Cuddle is a satirical guide that pokes fun out all the nice guys (a.k.a. beta males), who supplicate to women in the hopes that they'll get laid. While it's main purpose is to entertain, get ready to cringe at the some of the sissy moves you might have done in the past. 
Here are some things you'll read about...

• Six deprogramming steps that every former gamesman must perform to becoming sensitive and caring once again
• Why experiencing a woman's "two minutes of hate" will put you on a path towards true redemption
• The absurdity of evolutionary justifications at explaining modern sexual selection
• The real reason why women don't want a confident man who beats to his own drum

The guide also shows you how to better connect with women. It contains...

• Six powerful beliefs that help you put the pus*y on the pedestal
• An easy technique to have a conversation with her so that she feels like a celebrity
• Four strategies to maintain the proper groveling vibe in long conversations
• The top nine compliments you should use on women to make them feel unique and special

It then has a step-by-step guide to taking your friendship to the next level, including...

• How to prepare written notes before calling a girl for the first time
• Real-world examples of how to insert exclamation points and smiley faces in every text message you send
• Tips to weaving family and work topics into every conversation
• My favorite way to imply how your hypothetical "dream girl" can easily squeeze mother out of the picture
• The importance of letting her know that you earn money from a real job

Finally, the guide teaches you how to go from platonic friendship to real intimacy. It describes...

• How to smoothly pay for her dinner at a trendy restaurant without even looking at the bill
• A recipe for initiating the cuddling protocol while she's sound asleep
• My foolproof tactic for not getting a boner in her presence
• How to execute the "Caribbean Vacation Move" when it comes time to seal the deal
• The easiest way to ensure you're not actually raping her

This guide can serve as a gag gift for your player friend or a nudge in the right direction for a virgin who is hopeless with women.