Facebook Book

Stephen Brown is useless, feckless and often drunken. Live his life through a year of ridiculous facebook status updates. Bees are a menace, buns a constant temptation, old people get in his way and what on earth is that in his pocket?! It’s been an odd year for Stephen, a scary lump appeared and it won’t go away no matter how much he pokes it. Someone tried to break in to the house; a spider has taken up residence in his car and Amy won’t concede that he’s better at Star Wars Monopoly.