What To Expect When Your Wife's Expecting

When you think about how virile, potent, and manly you are, it's hard to believe that your wife isn't constantly pregnant, right? I mean, condoms and IUDs are mere speed bumps for your Hummer-like sperm. It's surprising more women aren't impregnated when you touch them on the shoulder or bump into them at the market. But, for some reason, no pregnancy so far? but wait?