A dab of Pink in the Grey Bank

Warning; explicit adult content. The European single currency has crashed. Discover a Eurobank based in Vienna so mediocre and dull it makes a tax return seem exciting by comparison. If you were an inmate how would you deal with boredom? Slip back in your chair, take up hobbies, or discover new addictions? Antonia Strang, a beautiful ex-ballerina used to hard work is shocked at what goes on in the grey bank. She is recruited by a shadowy anti-corporate group and entices a computer programmer to join a plot to sabotage the European payments system. The goal is clear; topple the fat-cat banksters and roll back globalization. However, star trader Leopold Pornski and his girlfriend Bianca have a hold on Antonia and draw her into their sexploits. Antonia pays a visit to the brain doctor to discuss her mental state. Can she hold it together, or will her lurid sexual exploits distract her from the task? Numerous pop song titles, er, 'pop up', in the text; can you find them?