Get Custody of the Cat: A Lesbian's Guide to Surviving Break-Ups: The How-To Handbook for Revenge, Lesbionage, and Getting Over Her!

A fun and light hearted romp through the break-up trenches of the lesbian relationship, Get Custody of the Cat will bring you out better than you went in. Helpful, laugh-out-loud funny, and uplifting, this boot camp will help you enjoy the journey back to YOU. Learn survival tactics such as Lesbionage, revenge, and getting over her. Ellen Degeneres’ rambling meets Chelsea Handler’s sarcasm, Get Custody of the Cat is a must read for any self respecting lesbian!