Baby's First Survival Guide: An Alphabet Book of the Zombie Pandemic: Baby's First Survival Guide: An Alphabet Book of the Zombie Pandemic

From the back of the book: "Teach your baby letters, history, and survival skills with this educational alphabet book. Give your child the tools he or she will need to survive the dangers of our zombie-infested world. Plus, enjoy the bonus nursery rhymes and bedtime story included in this volume." Disclaimer: While this may appear to be a children's book it is not, unless you are comfortable with your child being exposed to adult language (as in pustule and putrefaction, not @$&! or *&%#) and adult themes (such as mom shooting zombies in the head).