Ole 'Arry's Almanac of 'Orrors: Bleedin' 'Orrible Events wot 'Appened Each Day of the Year to Make You 'Appy they 'Appened Then and not Nah

A day-by-day listing of the worst things that occurred so that the reader can feel happy that they happened then and not now. Each day is also provided with a memorable quotation to give the reader something to worry about or to laugh at.