Jokes Collection - 2 (Tagalog Edition)

Mental case - Psychiatrist: Let me analyze your problem, so perhaps you should start at the beginning. Patient: All right, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth. . . + + + Medicines - ala pinoy - Mga mister, pag meron karandaman si Misis, simple medicines lang ang kailangan: kispirin at yakapsul. Pag hindi pa gumaling, try biogesex. + + + Happiest Man - A couple lying in bed one night. The wife turn to the husband, smiled and said: “I’m going to make you the happiest man in the world”. The man replied: Really? When are you leaving? + + + Smell - Ang sense of smell ng bulag ay very sensitive, dahil bulag siya at iyon lang ang kanyang talent. Pag dinala mo ang isang bulag sa wet market, alam niya ang smell ng bigas, ng mga prutas, at meat products. Pero pag dinala mo siya sa fish section, ang una niyang salita, ay "Good morning, Girls!"