The Day Gage Got the Coat of Sex: A Tony & Gage Adventure

Gage longs for a girl to notice him, let alone date him. But Tony has a fool-proof plan to get a girl to notice Gage... that (unsurprising to Gage) ends up involving: the police, a phallic donut, and an old woman wielding an umbrella. If Gage can survive the experience, the smile from a hot girl meant only for him might make it all worth it. Maybe.