A Satirical Guide That Shows You How to Bang Fat Chicks
Big Lovin' is a satirical book that shows you how to pick up, seduce and bang overweight and obese women. It's a parody of both fat acceptance activists and pick-up artists.
Here’s what you’ll find inside…
- What you need in order to bang fat girls
- Where to find fat girls
- A routine that will get most fat chicks to fall for you instantly
- How to take a fat girl on a date
- How to make love to a fat girl
- Tips for picking up feminists, single moms and more
Much of the book is dedicated to the girls. You’ll read…
- The differences between fat girls and skinny bitches
- Why body size and health have nothing to do with each other
- What fat girls expect out of their men
- How to approach fat chicks in public
- Tips on wooing fatties with your culinary talents
- A method for pleasing fat girls in the bedroom
- How to build your own swine harem
The book teaches you what you need in order to go hoggin’. You’ll learn…
- The most important thing you need before you can bang fatties
- How to supplement yourself if you fall short in the… manhood department
- The only kind of date that fat chicks will enjoy
- A recipe that will get even the coldest fattie to fall in love with you
- How to avoid injuring yourself when you bang a fat girl
The book is organized into an introduction and seven chapters…
- What You Need: Preparing yourself before you go on safari
- Getting the Girl: The best places to go big game hunting
- Dating the Girl: Seducing your girl with a dinner date
- Banging the Girl: How to harpoon your whale without hurting yourself
- Other Tips: Advice on different types of orcas
- A Super-Sized Love Story: A tale of fatty-banging woe from my past
- Final Thoughts: A concise summary of what you just learned
Big Lovin’ can serve as a gag gift for your player friend or as an amusing takedown of the “fat acceptance†movement.