Leveling Up: How to Be a Christian Cleric

A certain peculiar strain of Christian has always loudly shouted that D&D and other role playing games are dark magic. Instead of seeing it for what it is--a delightful, social, imaginative pastime--they get a little bit crazy, and start seeing the devil in every roll of the dice. It's never quite been clear why. Maybe something they ate? 

Rather than yelling at them, Leveling Up turns the other cheek, and takes it to a whole 'nother level of crazy. Good crazy. 

What if it *was* real? 

And what if, in that bizarre mashup between reality and D&D where this stuff is real, you wanted to be a--wait for it---Christian cleric? 

Want to know what that would look like? Want to know the ins and outs of living la vida cleric? Here, priced at just a handful of silver pieces, is the scroll you've been looking for to start that journey. 

What alignment do you need to be? What does it mean to be a support class? Why are we stuck with blunt-edged weapons? These questions and more are answered within. 

And magic? Yeah, we got your magic right here. 

For no extra charge, we throw in a bona fide spell book filled with everything you'll need to begin your exciting career as a Christian Cleric. 

So venture in, my friends. It's a class open to all.