Slaughtertown Circus

“This book has it all. Transvestites, amputees, cotton candy feces, deep fried corn-dog dicks, vandalism, and so much more. You think you know clowns...? You don't know shit till you read Slaughtertown Circus.” -Jesse Wheeler, author of Dinner at the Vomitropolis Xander is boring. He spends his boring life working for minimal pay (and even less respect) as a data entry clerk. After he's fired from his job, Xander finds himself lost, poor, and alone; until he meets a stripping clown known only as “Marbles”. Marbles decides to spice up Xander's life a bit by sleeping with him, but Xander is unaware that clown sex comes with a very unexpected STD. Xander soon learns that his new friend has an agenda of her own. After the entire clown world, Kermisendia, has gone up in flames, Marbles, the daughter of the Leader of Kermisendia, is sent to the Earthly dimension to gather an army and claim a new home for the species, no matter the cost. Join Xander, Marbles, and the rest of the extra-terrestrial clown freaks on a big-top adventure through the funhouse mirror as Xander learns that clowns might not really be that funny after all…