What to Expect When You Weren't Really Expecting: A Non-Custodial Father's Guide to Raising a Kid

When an unplanned little person arrives in the life of an undomesticated bachelor, he does his best to react responsibly and chronicles his successes, failures, funny stories, and things he wished he had known. Here is his effort; Guide book, cook book, toddler care and maintenance manual, and mostly true memoir of the challenging years from zero to three. There are funny stories about a clueless new Dad trying to figure out operations protocol for a toddler and her charming responses to his attempts. There are ideas for cheap and entertaining activities that could be enjoyable to both a toddler and a Dad who doesn’t like to sit still. There are recipes for healthy food that can be cooked by guys who don’t know how to cook. And there are tips about potty training, temper tantrums, getting your toddler to sleep, and how to comb a little girl’s hair for men who don’t own a comb.