Large Print The Big Burp Theory of the Universe: How to Burp, Slurp, Gurgle, Glunk and Laugh at the Big Bang Theory

Have Fun with your little kids and students and teach them to express themselves, and Not Be Afraid of the Dark as they run around Glunking, Burping or Slurping? This book is for you. It's for the little kid in all of us, who know it is ok to be different in the space between our ears, and still have fun learning something.
 
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What's so Scary about the Dark or the Big Bang anyway? Why Nothing! Once you make it Ridiculous! 
 
Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a tiny red particle that just had to Burp and this is the story of what happened next. So laugh out loud and BURP with your Kids! Make Screeching Sounds and Big Burps and Zoom all around, and Slurp your way through the pages. Make all the Gurgles and Glunks, Big Burps and Hiccups, and don't forget in the end ... Someone has Garlic Breath, so Hold Your Noses!
               
So just get the Big Burp Theory for the fun of it and if you still don't get it, than get the audiobook too, to help you loosen up and learn how much fun you can have acting out this silly story and being a little kid again.