Zen Dropout

Zen is a lot like a good workout. It'll leave you tired and sweaty. Wait. Nope. That's not it. It's like . . . Zen is like . . . public transportation! Yeah. Zen is like public transportation. It costs money and it smells bad. Nope. Again, that's not it. Metaphors aren't my thing. Ya know what . . .

I have no idea what Zen is. Never mind.

But maybe . . .

Yeah, no. I have no clue what Zen is. Oh well!

Or do I? We'll see.