2 cents from a shopgirl

Welcome to Sanford and Sven Second Hand. A little out of the way second hand and antique shop in the heart of hipsterdom. We sell everything from tables to taxidermy to the Prada clad masses of Willimasburg. If you find it in our shop, it's probably because some geezer in New Jersey kicked the bucket and we wound up at his estate sale. I'm Ann. I live in the Bronx and travel an hour and a half most days to sell you ephemera and furniture. I had a "real job" once and used to be able to do lavish things like get regular haircuts and (gasp) go to the dentist but it got hard to pursue my creative projects and I cried a lot. So I quit, in the darkest part of the recession, and took the first job that came along that didn't require a uniform. For the past few years I've been writing about you because, frankly, you are ridiculous. But don't take that in a bad way, it's your best quality! Why? Because it makes people laugh.