The Dreaded Day Job

"It's 'The Dirty Dozen' meets 'Office Space' while standing next to Hogwarts." I'm Evan and I hate my jobs. I work at a call center, so you can imagine what I have to go through in the course of the day -- the crying, yelling and cursing. That's before I get to work, after that it's all downhill after that. At least the people I work with are good company. That makes my second job much worse. My other job is worse. I get hired out to sabotage companies like the one I'm at now with my new friends by bad luck. I walk in, lay the whammy down on something and leave. The pay's good, but all the money in the world doesn't help me sleep well at all. My less than sympathetic co-workers and boss don't help matters. How do I keep my sanity and a roof over my head?