Letter Man: A series of false complaints from a serial false complainer

Letter Man is a series of bizarre complaints and suggestions to business about their products and services. What evidence of UFOs do the people of JIF Peanut Butter have in their possession? What conspiracy against the American public is Campbell’s Soup allegedly propagating? Does Elmer’s Glue support cruel and unusual punishment? Read the complaint letter, then discover how each company chose to respond. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? The world will finally know! Contains 44 letters and responses, along with additional letters that were just a little too odd to warrant a response.