Get Your Butt Off My Couch: (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet)

Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) is a woman's guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing. Comedic writer Sonja Warfield helps readers identify, confront and get rid of the deadbeat through advice from first-hand experience. Warfield takes readers on a witty and uproarious relationship odyssey of marriage, relationships and post-divorce dating with chapter titles like Boys will be Boys is Bullshit, Dick Is Not An Endangered Species and Self-Acceptance Begins With Ass-Acceptance. This humorous perspective explains why women settle and lays out solutions for preventing and getting rid of the slouch on your couch.