Everything I Really Need To Know I Learned From Television

(Applause Books). Hey you! Are you browsing bookstores again, feeling guilty because you'd rather be home watching The Jetsons ? Well, say goodbye to guilt, and say goodbye to books! Yes, it's true, you can finally tell parents, teachers and other high-brow busybodies where to turn off! Long suppressed by university presidents and Librarians of Congress, this book systematically reveals all the secrets of life TV has taught us over the years!