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The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told: (Plus some that she overheard!)

Author Kevin Kenworthy
Publisher Thomas Nelson
Category Humor
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PublisherThomas Nelson
ISBN / ASIN1558537341
ISBN-139781558537347
AvailabilityUsually ships in 2 days
Sales Rank152,050
CategoryHumor
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸

Description

From the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world, and on television's Hee Haw and Prime Time Country, Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them, such as . . .

  • This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said, "I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred!" Brother said, "That's fine. I'll be back in five years!"
  • Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?" The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five!"

Also included are memories of Minnie by . . .

  • Porter Wagoner
  • Ralph Emery
  • Bill Anderson
  • Johnny Russell
  • Little Jimmy Dickens
  • Jimmy C. Newman
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