The Big Ass Book of Jokes

SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS

Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.

• Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

They don’t have time.

• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

• The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
“That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, “This smells more like whisky.”

“Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. “Another miracle!”

• A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.

The blonde shouts at him, “Shut up! You’re next!”

• A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. “That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.

“He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. “Every time he gets