Going Ninja: The Eight New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins

BEING NINJA.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows
the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled
victory celebration:

•Learn to dismember anyone
•Wield a ninja sword with confidence
•Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas
•Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes
•Get laid every night, in Japanese
•Pump up the awesome