Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

We admit it: Uncle John wasn t a great student. He d rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It s full of fun facts and funny illustrations--all designed to make your teacher squirm. It s got the weird. It s got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .

- Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae
- Hunting for real hidden treasures
- The history of doughnuts
- How to make armpit farts
- Goofball students who grew up to be president
- Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true
Plus dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!

Lexile score: 1010L