Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
How to Perform an Exorcism
What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer
How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
How to Survive an Alien Invasion
How to Tell If You ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
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Author(s)Seth Grahame-Smith, Wes Craven,
PublisherQuirk Books
ISBN / ASIN1594741794
ISBN-139781594741791
Sales Rank139,055
CategoryHumor
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
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