Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need

If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from "my baby won't poop" to "my boy likes girl toys" to "everything costs too much," David Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about.

• Includes advice from actual experts!
• Great new dad gift that'll keep him calm, cool, and collected
• Paperback; 5.5 x 7.75 inches; 112 pages

• The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year
• Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
• Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us
• Go the F**k to Sleep
• The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)
• How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
• The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers
• You Have to F*****g Eat
• Nobody Likes a Cockblock
• The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People