Dick Cheney's Diary

Have you ever wondered what lurks inside the minds of our country’s leaders? In Stuart Kreisman’s DICK CHENEY’S DIARY one of the United States most controversial and notorious Vice Presidents in history reveals his innermost thoughts. A secretive and secluded politician is only as good as his word and when Kreisman discovered this top secret diary among a stack of eight track tapes at Scooter Libby’s recent garage sale, he decided to share his find with the public. At least that’s what Kreisman will have you believe in this political satire. An Emmy Award winning television writer, National Lampoon contributing editor and “comedic savant,” Kreisman began writing the diary for an Internet site based on the notion that Cheney would keep an unofficial “Official” record of his tenure as Vice President. In a short time the column took off and became one of the most popular features in cyberspace. Now, compiled and expounded upon, this book will have you rolling with laughter. Be careful though, Cheney is a crack shot… Excerpts from Dick Cheney’s Diary: Too bad about Larry Craig. I did feel it was a little strange that every Monday at the Republican caucus all he wanted to talk about was the previous night’s episode of Sex and the City. Go know. I made a fist, cocked my right arm, and was ready to smash GW’s nose right through his skull when out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a bust of Ronald Reagan. Suddenly I was overwhelmed by the majesty of the Oval Office and the sacred ground I was pummeling GW on. I looked down at the sniveling GW, uncocked my fist, and just pulled his ears till he cried “Uncle.”