Joe Vampire: The Afterlife (The Joe Vampire Series)

So…yeah. It’s me again. America’s most sarcastic vampire. I’m back on the blog. It’s been a while – about a year, if we need to get into specifics. Which I usually do. It’s just a thing with me. A lot has happened since we last chatted – some good, some bad. All worthwhile, in the grand scheme. I’ve dealt with the whole Living Dead thing long enough now to know how to keep it from taking over my life. What I’m still figuring out is how to keep it from wreaking havoc on everyone else’s lives. It’s a roller coaster, for sure, but I’m convinced that waiting for me somewhere on the other side of the Other Side is a real-life life, not just some artificially-sweetened half-life substitute. I want a family. I want my music. I want the dream come true, not the dream fell through. And I’m determined to have it, regardless of how eternal this afterlife thing might be. But it’s a hell of a lot to keep track of. Barring any unforeseen developments that might undo all my vampirosity, I may have to grow up a little in order to get it all to work out. I’m ready for that, though. As fun as it might seem to hang with the Lost Boys, I can’t be Peter Pan-pire forever. “…Interview With A Vampire written for the digital age.” – Tony James Slater, author of That Bear Ate My Pants! “Most vampire books are heavy on the suspension of disbelief…not so with Joe Vampire; Steven Luna makes Joe’s journey a very believable, very realistic, very palpable one.” – Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don’t Cry