How to Fight A Bear...and Win: And 72 Other Real Survival Tips We Hope You'll Never Need (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)

For more than 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has helped readers learn amazing things. Now, Uncle John shows you how to do things you didn’t know how to do . . . and probably should never, never, never actually do, unless you’re in a survival situation and really, really, really need to. Uncle John’s How to Fight a Bear and Win is a new approach to survival guides and how-to books. This book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make-do in any rugged terrain. But if you’re expecting "how to start a fire," think again. This isn’t the kind of book that tells you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together — it tells you how to make a fire using a car battery.

It also tells you:
• How to swing from a vine like Tarzan
• How to land an airplane in an emergency
• How to fight a bear . . . and win
• How to perform emergency surgery in the woods
• How to identify what insects you can — and cannot — eat
And lots, lots more.

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