Bride of the Two-Headed Poetry Monster

Bride Of The Two-Headed Poetry Monster features a wide array of horror and dark fantasy poems by Bram Stoker Award-winning author Mark McLaughlin and Bram Stoker Award finalist Michael McCarty.    
Within this trade paperback you will find the poems from Mark McLaughlin's chapbooks, "Men Are From Hell, Women Are From The Galaxy Of Death" and "Phantasmapedia," both of which were on final ballots for the Bram Stoker Award in the category of Poetry. Those two chapbooks are just a part of this collection. Michael McCarty is a three-time Bram Stoker Finalist and the author of more than 30 books.    In this collection, you will find such weird and wild poems as:

● "Here Comes The Bride Of Frankenstein" by Michael McCarty & Mark McLaughlin
● "I Is For Internet Witch" by Mark McLaughlin
● "Icarus Dreams" by Michael McCarty
● "Mom And Dad Went Insane And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" by Mark McLaughlin
● "She's My Bela Lugosi" by Michael McCarty
● "Ten Things To Feed An Infant Zombie, Should You Find Yourself Having To Care For One" by Mark McLaughlin
● "Cleopatra's Song" by Michael McCarty
● Plus many more by both authors

McLaughlin and McCarty are the co-authors of the supernatural horror novel, Monster Behind The Wheel, and the horror fiction collection, Partners in Slime. Plus, they've written many other books, articles and short stories together. Both authors also have successful solo writing careers.