The Cannae Sutra: The Scots 'Joy of Sex'!

Birds do it.
Bees do it.
Scots um . . .
Well do they?

All is revealed (well, not quite all this is Scotland) in The Cannae Sutra, a ground-breaking exposé of the nation s best-kept secrets. Sex, it seems, is not what coal is delivered in in Morningside. The nation s best-kept bedroom secrets are laid bare in this full frontal, no-holds barred (but by no means serious) peek at what is under the kilt, on every Scotsman s mind and can be induced by too much Irn Bru and porridge. Just make sure you know your houtie-croutie from you elbuck before embarking upon a bout of houghmagandy.

The book contains previously unpublished historical material along with helpful advice on ticklish subjects. Topics covered include: techniques, positions, rubberwear, bondage, group sex, sheep love, Scottish porn, secrets of the sporran, FAQs of Life, shortbread fingers, Gaelic symbols, cybersex, curling and socks.