Oh! Emma! The Secret Diary of a (Unrepentant) Nymphomaniac

"The funniest, steamiest, raunchiest, cheekiest comedy in 10 years" www.emmawilsonsbedroompost.com. Ever wondered what REALLY happened with Dubya’s Pretzel? Ever wondered why Rio was late for his drugs test?..... ...Once upon a time in a yummy little shop called Harrods, there lived a gorgeous 25 and a quarter year old mall brat, called Emma Wilson. But Emma wasn’t like the other girls. Oh no! Daddy’s little princess was special, and was sure to have a cold every Tuesday and Thursday, so she cud slave in Harrods with her best pals Lucy and Tash, billing Daddy’s credit card in sickie heaven. Then one day, poor little Miss Emma, star pupil of the ‘Mucca Mills Golddigging Academy’, was made chief bridesmaid of her best friend Lucy’s wedding (big mistake) and began working her way through the guest list (bottom up) taking the scenic route through the whitehouse oval office, and Cristiano’s off-side rule (for girlz) But who will make it to the altar first? And what of Billeo & Monicet, this pair of cigar-cross’d lovers? Prepare ur self for a maths-loving, goldenballsy romp, in the funniest, most cock scrambled secret diary ever! Yes, poor little Emma, rebel with a Harrods shopping cause, is about to rock ur world! (she spells fonetically) This book is suitable for vegetarians.