The Little Book of Wedding Wit: Over 150 Humorous Quotes on Tying the Knot

More than 1,000 quotes on taking the plunge into marriage—perfect for speechwriting, or just calming nerves "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."  —Mickey Rooney "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted."  —Helen Rowland For two people committing to marriage, it's the biggest, happiest, scariest day of  their lives—but there's no need to feel alone. This collection offers wit and wisdom from a host of celebrity couples as they recall the day they tied the knot. From dodgy bachelor and bachelorette party antics to mislaid rings and awkward best man speeches, new brides and grooms will be laughing well into your honeymoon and beyond.